A New Accommodation

I pillaged today like I do every Saturday:

I don’t think that I was prepared for my life to be as small as it is now. But here we are. I’ve had to make a new accommodation in terms of applying Chapstick. I no longer have enough hand control to put the cap of the chapstick back on the tube very easily. This is what I do now:


I have to push the plunger all the way down, so as not to get chapstick everywhere. And this is what it looks like when I put it on:


I don’t apply chapstick like a normal person anymore. I apply at first on my lower lip by just smearing it on, three times. I start on my left and go all the way to my right and back and one more time. I still, however, use the Chapstick in the center of my upper lip, and I go to my left and then I start back in the center again and go to my right. But after I do that, I have to push the plunger all the way down.

What seems to be happening now, is that the days between my pillaging are getting shorter. I’ve never seen my chapstick look like that before, but that’s how it is now I guess.