I think I need to start off this blog post by saying that my internal clock is completely messed up and I don’t get to bed until about three in the morning so I wake up about noon. Upon waking up, it takes some getting used to to be up and in my chair. As I’m trying to get used to that and get used to how much pain I am going to be in, the level of pain changes from day today and pretty much from hour to hour and if I am being honest, it’s from minute to minute. To wrap my head around all of this, I absentmindedly scroll through my phone, usually on Facebook or Twitter. I saw my nephew post this today and it really made me laugh! I probably would have laughed out loud if I had not just awakened! He posted this meme and tagged my brother (his dad), his brother, and my son. My son‘s comment made me laugh even more.
I remember going to the emergency room on Halloween night while I was seven months pregnant. I didn’t feel well and I didn’t understand what was going on. I had a fever and I spent most of the day on November 1 in and out of coherency. At night, they performed another ultrasound and did some more tests on me.
While I was there, they took a second ultrasound and I was happy to get that picture because my previous ultrasound pictures were ruined. The picture, which was just a profile picture of his head is in a book in my house. In other words, I do not know where it is now. But when the doctor gave me the picture, she told me that his head was in the 95th percentile.
That news shocked me because I was the one who is going to have to give birth to him! I was only seven months pregnant and he had two months to just get bigger. I remember that during my pregnancy, I asked his dad how big he was when he was born. I was 6 lbs. 6 oz. He said that he was about 9 pounds. I saw his birth certificate and he was 9 lbs. 15 oz.. That’s almost a 10 pound baby!!!
I ended up having an emergency C-section on November 2, 2001 at 9:38 a.m. he was only 4 lbs. 11 oz.When his dad‘s brother met him in the hospital, he said that his head looked like it was the size of an orange. He was little and stayed in the hospital for 31 days.
As he grew, my brothers would comment and his head. It was getting kind of large. I told them that his head was in the 95th percentile while I was pregnant with him and he needed somewhere to put all the brains that he had! They would constantly quote So I Married an Axe Muderer:
I had begun to notice that I could not put cute little baby hoodies on him. They did not fit over his head. He wore Zippys and stand. Also, when I would buy his winter coat every year from Target, I would have to look through the hats and gloves section and hide behind and display rack and try the hat on myself. If it fit my head, it would fit his!
For his third Halloween when he was just going to be four, he went trick-or-treating as an, “An Army guy.” We went to Harry’s Army Surplus to get him fatigues. I got him pants and a jacket and I asked the salesman where are the hats. He told me where the kids hats were. I told him that I needed an adult hat, size 7. He looked at me kind of funny and went and got a size 7 hat and opened it up and put it on Sean‘s head just to humor me. He was surprised to find that it fit him! I told him that I used to work in an athletic apparel store and I could gauge the size of peoples heads when they asked for hats.
I never thought that Sean‘s head was overly large, he was just my beautiful baby! It wasn’t until he was running around in my parents’ house with my niece and nephew when I realized that it might be a bit big. The kids were running around and ran behind my Dad’s chair between the back of the chair close to the wall and Sean was running and bringing up the rear. I think that all of the other kids knew enough to crouch down do you fit between the largest Space between the chair and the wall. Well, Sean, being the youngest just ran through the space between the wall and my dad‘s chair. His head got stuck and my brothers still have not let me hear the end of that!
His head size gave him an advantage the first year of wrestling. Because he could use that as leverage to overtake other small wrestlers. My brothers do not let me forget the things they would say about Sean when he was small and his head size but I think he has grown into it nicely! It doesn’t look super big anymore! But his comment on my nephews post made me laugh the most, He wrote, “Feels good to be recognized! My babe! He wears a size 7 1/2 for fitted hats and working in retail, I have seen larger heads.